Swearing at Fish

This past weekend I was out fishing the canal but was getting skunked.  I was using night crawlers then switched to a crank bait but nothing was working.  I saw fish jumping so I knew they were there.  Then I remembered one of my favorite episodes of River Monsters in which Jeremy Wade and his native guide couldn't get a bite.  Then the guide started swearing at the fish in his native tongue and BOOM he had a bite!  Then Jeremy started to swear at the fish in his own British way and he had action!  Thought to myself why not give it a shot?

After launching a fierce verbal assault (think Al Pacino last scene of Scarface) I landed this guy...

Fish On!